If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via hate)

""Its strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words." -T.S. Elliot."

— (via stunningpicture)

"いつもいちばん言いたいことは 胸がつまり上手く言えないよ、
どんなこともしてあげれたら いつかはさ 見つけれたらいいのにね。

My chest is never good at saying the things I want to say the most,
I hope I can find the words, someday, so that I can give them to you."

— Plastic Tree | バンビ (via hourae)

(via dijous)

freewlfi:

superhighschoolleveluguu:

cutbu:

read more comics

#I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO BE INSPIRATIONAL

it WAS inspirational

(via kevininy)

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

(via rachelthesassynerd)

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

jumpingjaverts:

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

outlaws are wanted

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

(via thebrookofstories)

Ugh.

(Source: loving-lucy, via dwyersapril)

I like to surround myself with people with skills that could be useful. That’s something I always keep in mind with friends or boyfriends.

(Source: mayawiig, via theappleppielifestyle)

sciencefictionbaby:

#i like how she glares at them afterwards #like ‘Tell me I’m wrong I dare you’
"Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will"

— ― John Green (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)